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Trust me, you want me medicated!!
To all the people who think they don`t need deodorant: What in the world would make you think that?
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
Some men get naked when they have to count up to 21...
Look up from your phone… There’s some life going on around you.
If you are having anxiety over something you`ve said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like.
The best thing about the internet is how quickly you can offend the maximum amount of people with minimum effort
In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man.
Homeless people should make more creative signs like "I bet you can`t hit me with a quarter...b!tch!"
At work hitting the escape key...... Nothing is happening, im still here.
I havend`t heard from DAEMON MAILER in years, I hope he`s okay.
"I`m glad the weekends over" -Nobody ever
Drink coffee! ... Do stupid things faster with more energy.
The Family Reunion went pretty good until they all figured out that I wasn`t related to any of them
It`s not stalking if you love them!