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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Its so cold outside I just saw a teenager with his pants pulled all the way UP
Apparently there`s enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot.
I think there’s finally enough stuff in my kitchen junk drawer to build a spaceship.
I would call my fashion style: “clothes that still fit.”
I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi
If you drink enough tonight, you won`t have to lie when you call in sick tomorrow.
My Hamster passed today, he fell asleep at the wheel.
Day 1-365: I am thankful for Veterans.
HR and I apparently disagree on what "debriefed" means.
I work so hard for my gta V character to have a better life
I`m really sick of responsibility ... and underwear
I`d stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff.
Next on SportsCenter: Where is Tim Tebow watching the Super Bowl and how will that impact the game?
Friends who buy you food are friends for life.