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A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it’s the ones we love that hurt us the most.
I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors, and photographs.
Your just jealous because u don`t hear the voices.
Hit me with your pet shark #RuinAn80sSong
Going to: ? Paris ? New York ? London ? KITCHEN... I`m hungry
if ever you need NOTHING, im here for you.
I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and said, "Hey, that`s my stuff!"?
25% of of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. The other 75% are running around untreated.
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.
If you think about it, before the first mirror was invented, if you didn’t live near a body of water, you had no idea what you looked like.
If you see a guy with no arms and your first thought is “My God how does he drink his beer??”, You might be an alcoholic.
A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women`s facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren`t looking at her face.
Wal-Mart: Because going to Target requires a shower.
Apparently people don`t like it when you lick your thumb and wipe all that black dirt off their forehead.