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Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do
About 110,000 people contract chlamydia each month, more than signed up for Obamacare. Obamacare is less popular than chlamydia.
Have you ever noticed the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
Its around this time each year that i just enjoy going outside and seeing my christmas lights already set up from the year before.
So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.
I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I`m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
Scared some Jehovah`s Witnesses today by going to the door completely naked. I`m not sure what scared them more, me being totally naked or the fact that I knew where they lived.
I don`t have a police record ... but I think I do have a Sting cd around here somewhere.
auto-correct has got to be my worst enema.
Awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but becomes the First Lady of America!
Do me a favor if someone tells you they don`t like me , tell them I don`t like them either.
Women.Some men undermine, disrespect and consider them weak,forgeting the countless spanks they got from their mothers
I`m "BE KIND & REWIND" years old.
Doing something weird and thinking “this is why I’m single”.
Don`t be afraid of a few extra pounds, fat people are much harder to kidnap.