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I`m 99.9% certain that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid
The only thing worse than dramatic girls facebook statuses…dramatic guys Facebook statuses.
Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15….
My phone just changed, `calendar` to `cake radar` and now I really wish I had that.
I had cheese, but no crackers ... I was cracka-lackin
Cool thing about winter is after grocery shopping your car can double as your refrigerator.
Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up.
Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer.
I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy.
I`d have better people skills if I worked with better people.
Kinda like Facebook, I wish I could ‘hide’ people in real life.
I`m a firm believer that if something takes 10 minutes to cook on 200 degrees then it should only take 5 minutes to cook on 400 degrees
never realized how awkward it is to study the reproductive system in a coffee shop.. until now.
If I ever go missing and there’s a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at any gyms.
Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.