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The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually having a good life.
Waiting to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
Sure, Men love funny women. As long as they are pretty...and skinny...and they have a great pair of knockers!!
Can`t reach it. Don`t need it.
A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...
When all else fails… Pizza & Beer.
This prefessor`s nuts. He keeps saying pie is square. I know better, pies are round, cakes are square!
Treasure the years with your children while they are still distracted by bubbles.
My coworkers and I do this fun thing where they say `It`s so cold out!` and I say `It`s winter` and then we silently hate each other.
This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart.
I know how to wink my eye in like twelve different languages.
My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.
A lifetime of fire drills has prepared me to completely ignore the alarm during a real fire.
Sorry I shouted "MORTAL KOMBAT!" when you started arguing with your husband at the grocery store