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Why didn`t Spider-Man`s enemies just move to a city without skyscrapers?
feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies.
Walked into the kitchen for orange juice; walk out with sandwich, crackers, chocolate milk, and the TV remote I lost 30 minutes ago
It`s weird how in England the passenger drives the car
If you`re going to be stupid, don`t do it on Facebook.
What if dreams are just glimpses of alternate universes?
I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.
If only I did everything with the same precision in which I craft my sandwiches.
Sometimes I let the words in my mind come out of my mouth. And it feels awesome! B)
Why non-smokers don`t take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me
Finally in bed. No better time to start thinking about every possible thing that has or ever could happen.
Being able to read minds would be incredible...but constantly hearing about how sexy and great I am would probably get old.
Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo `till i google all over your facebook?
Yeah... I may be old... But I`m still hot..... They just come in flashes now!