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I´m (insert your name) BITCHES!!!! Deal with that.
Sometimes, I wish I could fast forward the time just to see if in the end it`s all worth it.
I keep trying to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
I have been tagged and poked so many times today, I may not be able to walk tomorrow.
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they`re looking for ideas.
The problem with this generation boils down to this one thing: Their cartoons suck.
Winning isn`t everything. Rubbing it in the face of your opponent is also important.
If your drug dealer is always on time he is a cop …
I have no super powers. I`m guessing I`m the villain.
I`ve got a Tootsie Pop and seven hours until the aviary notices their Spotted Owl is missing. Let`s do this!
I`m done with tucking in shirts. Too many people complaining I`m invading their "personal space." LOL
They say money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy bacon, and that is pretty darn close.
Feeling a little sassy today...But then again, that`s everyday
FOR SALE: P90X® home fitness kit, still in box, $50 or will trade for king size Snickers
I love watching The Simpsons. They never get old.