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As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..
I was halfway to the state line before I realized the sirens were part of the song that was playing
The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you.
that awkward moment when your pulling the covers up and hit yourself in the damn face !!!
I`m thankful for pizza and burgers... and ice cream and bacon and fries and... F*ck it, I`m thankful for food. I love you, food.
If thought bubbles appeared over our heads, I would get punched in the face a lot more.
My pants are 75% off.
Yo! My friend won a trip to China. He´s out there now... trying to win a trip back.
I wish the buck stopped here…I could use a few.
It`s not that I`m judging you, but you hung your toilet roll the wrong way and I just think it best if we never spoke again.
I don`t mind being wrong, as long as nobody knows.
If you`re going to be original, be prepared to be copied.
Well, Thanks to SAMSUNG, flat screens are no longer `Flat`.
Maybe I`m not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule
My misery likes tequila, not company.