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You notice how no faith-healers have stepped forward to help out with the ebola crisis in Africa......
Gym Update: Not there.
Old meaning of sorry. "I won`t do it again." New meaning of sorry. "Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."
Is it just me, or does this gravy I made taste like scotch? Anyway, best Thanksgiving EVER!
I overheard 2 girls say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.
Calories: Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.
I ordered some bubble wrap online. It arrived in a box surrounded by packing peanuts.
Tell a girl she pretty she`ll believe it for a minute. Tell a girl she has Miley Cyrus` butt she`ll believe it for a lifetime
I finally stopped caring what other people think ... I hope everyone`s ok with that.
If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur.
Free middle fingers for everyone!!!
This cold weather makes me half the man I used to be.
Just because nobody complains doesn`t mean all parachutes are perfect.
You sure do seem to know a lot about love and relationships for someone who spends 22 hours a day on Facebook.