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"Haha" - me when I don`t understand the reference
Sometimes you can tell it’s going to be a bad day when someone you don’t like is smiling.
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning
There´s a thin line between "I should do a status update about that" and "I should talk to a therapist about that"
The statement ‘Hey! Calm down!’ has a zero to no success rate of getting someone to calm down.
I have done some truly amazing things to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
“Was that lightning?” “No no…. they’re taking pictures for Google Earth..”
often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
Thank God you`ve updated your status to "Finished lunch" after you first posted "Going to lunch" I really couldn`t tolerate more suspense.
You don`t need training to be a street cleaner, you just pick it up as you go along.
There are so many things in life I still need to lick.
I know I`ve had enough to drink when I have to concentrate to blink.
It’s too bad that it’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
I just want to be rich enough to tell my boss, "you`re not the boss of me"!
Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up.