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A baby`s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear, Unless it`s 3am. And you don`t have a baby, And you`re home alone.
I’m gonna make this girl mine….. Right click, Save As….
This lady thinks repeatedly pushing the already-lit elevator button will summon it faster. I think I’ll push ALL the buttons when we get in.
Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
State of mind is in no mind to state its state of mind.
I just wanted you all to know that I`m leaving Facebook. The ride has been a blast and I`ve made a ton of friends. Your humor and wit is amazing. I`ll miss all of u, but I`ve decided I need to spend more time with my family...so see you after breakfast!!
I`m not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
Yes I am a bad boy ... But your the one that`s going to get spanked.
Dear life, I`ve had enough bullsh!t to last a while. Can we take a little break please.
We get it people on Facebook. You`re married, you have kids, you`re happy. Calm down.
F*ck It - My final thought before making decisions.
If you died and went to he!l, how long will it take you to realise that you aren`t still at work?
Don`t just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It`s important to also watch some TV.
Why is it all the good things in life are either illegal, immoral, impossible, addictive, or fattening?
Wesley Snipes was released from prison this week. Now he can finally begin filming "Blade 4: Twilight."