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Maybe teenagers just aren`t strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat
I`m so scattered I don`t know whether I found this rope or lost my horse.
Someone said to me earlier, "Your face looks very familiar". I said, "I know, I`ve had it a long time."
Video Game Logic: Everyone worse than me is my bitch and everyone better than me has no life.
Relationship Status: eating
My son got one of those `Stop Bullying` wristbands. he took it away from a fat little ginger kid.
Eventually, the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
I`m just looking for a reason not to drink
Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn`t that hungry.
When I hear someone say they hear voices in their head, I wonder if they’re just thinking for the first time.
If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I`ve never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?
It would be great if there was an app that deletes your phone number from other people`s phones.
Why do we even ask rhetorical questions?
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill.
If it doesn’t involve food or sleep, I’m probably not interested.