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They call cat people crazy but they`re not the ones outside at 5AM putting fresh dog poop into little baggies.
What I learned in college 1.Water bottles are a great way to hide vodka. 2. When your thirsty in the morning you will regret #1.
Why does Facebook even give me the option to `Like` my own status? Of course I like my status, I`m F*ck!ng Hilarious! ...and Sexy.
Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.
Why is it called a "personal trainer", instead of an "exercist"?
Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
When I found out my toaster wasn`t waterproof, I was shocked!
If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats. Then go look at Facebook for about 10 minutes.
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Hey whiny kids with iPhones: when I was your age, I played with a stick.
I like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram.
Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?
Top three reasons he doesn`t text you back: 1. He`s just not that into you 2. He`s imaginary 3. He`s a cat
I had my Crayola guy re-run the numbers,,, and there`s only 36 shades of grey
Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I`m now completely lost & 90 miles away from home.