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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
The average fight between men lasts 3 minutes. The average fight between women lasts 17 years.
I love living single, drinking double, and sleeping triple.
Facebook is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.
One day we the women will rap the men lets see how they like it!
The fastest way to get someone to call you back is to take a shower.
Sometimes I order fajitas at a restaurant just to get more attention.
Remember when the scariest thing we had to deal with was computers forgetting what year it was
"How`s phone reception in the bathroom?" is an important question, but one you just can`t ask on a job interview.
Happy birthday to my Pet Rock who is 453,786,321 years old today!
Show me on the back of your mini van window where your life went wrong.
I`m no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales.
I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them.
My IQ? ... With google or without?
The only difference between McDonald`s and my work is McDonald`s has only got one clown running the show.