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I`m not saying I`m lazy, but someone wrote "wash me" on my car so I just wrote back "nah"
feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
I miss being the age when I thought I would have my sh!t together by the age I am now.
Here`s a list of helpful tips for meeting a great girl: 1. Don`t be me.
Live life to its fullest even if that means eating everything in the fridge
We`re sorry to announce that due to budget cuts the beloved carol "Silver Bells" will be replaced with the more cost effective carol "Aluminium Bells".
Its O.K. to laugh during sex … just don’t point ! ... trust me
Kinda surprised I`m not an action figure by now.
Don’t ask me again” is my favorite computer button that I wish was also a real life button.
One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling, "help! shark! help! " I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
My laptop has a Miley Virus. It`s stopped twerking.
Horoscopes: When you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend to blame for your failures, try the solar system
keep scrolling I`ve got nothing....
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
I sometimes get road rage just pushing a shopping cart though a grocery store!