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Worry: a waste of imagination.
Three decades of playing Tetris have apparently not improved our nation`s ability to stow overhead luggage.
Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push
"Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor. It`s my first summer.
Never say "piece of cake!" to me. Unless there is, indeed, a piece of cake involved.
The first rule of Women`s fight club is don`t tell anyone what you`re mad about or why you`re fighting.
A shark will only attack you if you’re wet.
That sounds fried. I`ll take it.
Just stepped on the scale. Now I have to replace a broken window and add $467 to the curse word jar.
I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave.
Don`t mix Viagra with Iron Supplements. It will cause you to spin around and point north.
It`s not my official job but basically all I do is piss people off.
It`s always the rednecks that know all the inner most conspiracies of the government.