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FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: "Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"
Sometimes all you need is $100,000
Have a day. That`s about as inspirational I get.
When people tell me "You`re gonna regret that in the morning"...I sleep in till noon, because I`m a problem solver.
Congrats on your secret admirer! Must be nice having someone who’s ashamed to admit they like you!
Heard you like bad boys .... Well, I`m not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I didn`t ask my parents.
Facebook is serious. I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone.
Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you’re the crazy one.
If it`s really the thought that counts, we`re ALL screwed. LOL ;)
If only my goals were to be poor, lazy and out of shape.
Waterfalls are a beautiful, majestic sight as they pour down upon the rocky crags below. Unless you`re in a canoe and about to plummet to your death. Then waterfalls sorta suck.
Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.
Step aside coffee… this is a job for booze.
My husband`s wife is freakin` awesome!
I don`t like people who hate certain group of people. But I get along very well with people who hate everybody equally.