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"Love is all we need."-Said a wise man 40 years ago. He obviously has never had a computer
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
My friend is a magician, she can turn anything into an argument.
The phrase “Don’t take this the wrong way.” has a zero percent success rate.
My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns.
Apologizing for canceling a meeting is like saying sorry for buying me a beer.
That moment when you are having a conversation in your head and you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation.
I do not gossip ... I pass things along ... It`s like a public service.
Never let a medical procedure scare you. That`s what the bill is for.
sometimes... late at night... i rearrange traffic signs. people need to be challenged.
Don`t forget to turn your clocks back today if you want them to be set to the wrong time.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
Mister Rogers didn`t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
I love watching women`s beach volleyball. There have been two wrist injuries so far, but I should be ok by next week.
I broke up with my girlfriend by e-mail. I don`t know what upset her most, the fact that I did it by email or the fact that I cc`d my new girlfriend who wanted proof.