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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
The best nicknames are the ones you don’t even know you have.
I FINALLY "friended" my girlfriend on Facebook.. You know.. So I could get updates on our relationship status.. :|
The only way a fidgey spinner would relieve my stress is if it was edible ...
I figured out the chemical composition of Holy Water. It`s H2OMG
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but your on Facebook again.
Music is best when it’s louder than I can think.
Dear person reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never know.
I just don`t want to look back and think "I could`ve eaten that"
I hate it when people are holding a device capable of using google and they ask me stupid questions.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart.
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.