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Weather forecast for tonight: dark
The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That`s 15 minutes, right? I`m not reading too much into it?
Iām giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails.
Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL
I don`t just burn bridges, I drain the lake, fill it with concrete, and build a shopping mall on that bitch!
Dwjxdjdhjfrjfjhrha! Sorry--you will get a more coherent status update AFTER I`ve had my coffee!
Never scratch your a$$ with chocolate on your fingers.
It was all so different before everything changed.
All you need is WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn`t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn`t, use the tape.
How can there be more horses asses than there are horses?
FYI, Target does not give prizes, no matter how many bullseyes you hit in the store with a paintball gun
Iām not positive that having the TV volume on an odd number will destroy the world, but lets not risk it.
I feel like people who don`t have at least one bottle of expired salad dressing in the fridge, really have their lives together.
I`ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
I am a gentleman, based on the clubs I go to.