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Do you think they still give out chips in Gambler`s Anonymous?
The average person farts 14 times a day. Finally, I`m above average at something!!
Immature >>> A word boring people use to describe fun people..
Let`s go to my place and do the things I`ll tell everyone we did anyway.
If you take bites out of string cheese rather than rip strings off , you don`t f*cking deserve string cheese.
You know you`re addicted to your iphone when you start using your fingers to zoom into things on your laptop computer. Or a printed photo. Or a book. Or your watch.
I pretend I don`t care but deep down I really still don`t care.
So it`s racist to call a team Redskins but it`s okay to call a restaurant Cracker Barrel ?
I get a little nervous eating cucumber in a single woman`s home.
If you`ve lost your appetite today, I think I have it.
Why is it called tourist season if we can`t shoot them?
If by "help decorate the tree" you mean drinking beer on the couch yelling out everything you`re doing wrong, then yeah, count me in.
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
If I ever get to an age where the music from the ice cream truck doesn`t make me excited, pull the plug.
I`m not sarcastic…I`m just intellegent beyond your understanding.