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If it’s called tourist season, why can’t you shoot at them?
I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN.
I am busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
Ladies, how do I work my man boobs and get out of a ticket? Quick, she`s coming.
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
I woke up with a headache this morning but she went to work.
If it’s the thought that counts, then I should probably be in jail…
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
I like to punish people who ask me how I`m doing by giving them a detailed description of how I am doing.
I`m surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. So glad I found y`all.
Being an American is awesome. The end.
Why must I prove I`m me, if I`m callin to pay my bill. Do strangers call to pay my bills? If they do, then let them, you idiots!
I wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
I think Facebook now comes under the housework category.
Facebook is great, but I still miss the good old days of writing down my random thoughts and sliding them into stranger`s pockets.