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I have a hidden talent......I really wish I could find it!
Holiday Shopping Tip #112:Next time you see someone with their arms full of bags looking around a parking lot while pointing and clicking their horn button, help them out and start pushing your horn button too!
My gift horse is facing the wrong way
Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
I wonder how long I`ll be skinny from all this dieting and juicing I`ve been doing. 1 month? A year? A couple of ye....ooh look cake.
If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats. Then go look at Facebook for about 10 minutes.
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
i wasnt tht drunk u was holding a ballon thinking it was a comdom
What`s the hold up on making extremely heavy shoes for toddlers so they can`t run around so much?
I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....
So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
When I was a boy, Mom would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I would get 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, some cheese and 6 eggs. You can`t do that now, to many damn security cameras!
We live in a time where "He is hot" is more important than "He is a nice guy."