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Let`s sleep in until it`s time to go to bed again
Have a day. That`s about as inspirational I get.
You don`t see faith healers working in hospitals, just like you don`t see psychics winning the lottery every week.
So vegetarians eat vegetables... I think I`m going to play it safe and avoid humanitarians.
Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn’t have any pictures of me either.
Watching movies alone sucks. There´s no one to ask, "What did he just say? Who is that guy?"
"Who`s this clown?" - every guy about every other guy who is in a photo with a girl we like
Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away....):
I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza.
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.
Like if you really googled to see if that kid really died from masturbating
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
Notice how writers don’t rewrite books, how about we stop remaking movies.
You wanna know where I`m ticklish? Hawaii.