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Facebook is like Chinese food. When you think you had enough, you want more.
I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
I`ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
My bank balance is a constant reminder that I`m safe from identity theft
Some people want to get in shape before they go to a gym. Which is the equivalent of losing weight so you can go on a diet
If you see someone crying, ask if it`s because of their haircut.
I stay up late every night and realize it was a bad idea every morning.
If you don`t have anything nice to say, put it all on social networks
I need to get out of bed and do something so I can justify taking a nap later.
why would anyone want a baby? It`s just another thing you have to clean
Best Pregnancy T-Shirt… “9 Months Sober”
Advertising taught me that hair conditioner makes you move in slow motion.
If you`re wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don`t google `old man bond age`
A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back.
Today’s Generation: “Omg my parents never let me have anything.” via iPhone.