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I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington`s decision when he reached the Delaware.
What number SPF blocks people?
I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
I want to give up coffee, but I`d hate to do that to my coworkers.
If you have a tattoo on your face, you`ve lost the right to ask me what I`m looking at.
My neighbor just spent $237.43 at the vet, that`s $1,662.01 in dog dollars.
I hate mixed messages. They`re great.
On your birthday I think the Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide.
Don`t forget to turn your clocks back today if you want them to be set to the wrong time.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been canceled. In other news, my faith in humanity has been restored.
People pay to sponsor animals in the wild and get pic updates on it. Well if anyone would like to sponsor me I will send you a selfie a day.
I`m hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life.
I don`t think we appreciate this era enough. For instance, none of us will see old photos of our moms whoring it up on Instagram.
Just got rid of 150lbs of ugly fat ... Got divorced.
How`d this get posted?