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I`m gonna start a secret porn industry and call it "The Illuminaughty"
Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
If I go sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I go to sleep early or late?
Fun things to do in Walmart: Take the ``try me`` stickers off of the toys & place them on condom boxes.
No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed…
At any given time, my wallet is worth more than it’s contents.
Sometimes you have got to talk to a 3year old toddler in order to understand the meaning of happiness in life.
There should be an energy drink named 6 AM child
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day............ Palm Sunday is just around the corner
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity........thats how rich I want to be.
A smile is the same in every language, I`m pretty sure the pee pee dance is too
Fitness? More like fitness whole cheesecake in my mouth.
There’s gotta be a better use for the part of my brain that remembers every word to “Baby Got Back.”
Did you know , that if you use asterisk , you can do anything you want ? * gets on a t-rex and gallops away into the sunset *
I think my phone has a Miley virus,It stopped twerking