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Guinness for breakfast because its Ireland somewhere.
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
I`m only a morning person on December 25th
Okay so the pregnant woman in the library didn`t get my `overdue` joke.
As a child, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
Stalking is such a strong word. I perfer the term surveillance expert.
I am losing Facebook friends at an alarming rate. Whatever it is that I said, is working like a charm.
Alcohol goes in ... Happiness comes out.
It`s not often you see a pink poo in your bowl & realize that not everything is edible from the sex shop
Life is funnier when you have a dirty mind. ;)
I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it`s AM. Google thinks I`ve got my life together.
Didn`t have to do much to end my last relationship...she first told me that "opposites attract"...then a couple of days later she told me i was handsome, kind, smart, funny and loving...
Im switching some friends from my Facebook account to my Fakebook account.
Adulthood is basically sadness and paying bills.
There should be reality show where 16 congressmen are forced to take jobs in the private sector.