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Accidentally bought a bag of raw almonds. Turns out I don`t like almonds, I like salt.
I don`t know why you put your boat in Sh!t Creek to begin with.
Turns out people who say they love hot sauce on anything are liars. In other news, I`ve recently been banned from making the classroom coffee.
Life Tip: Tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry, they will clean it for free!
I followed my heart...Now I`m at the liquor store.
It`s so hot I have my air condition set on bankruptcy.
I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon
I don’t have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve.
Having a dog around pretty much denies any opportunity to take advantage of the 5 second rule
I hate when a website has a picture that you can click and enlarge. Then the "enlarged picture" is the same exact size as the thumbnail!
Always look your best, cause you never know when your family is going to surprise you with an intervention.
I have nothing to update. I`m just making it look like I`m doing something at a party so people won`t talk to me.
Jingle bells johnny smells, amelia ruled the show, frankies okay, marcus is gay, little mix all the way.. HAY !!!
We think therefore we must be, but are we?
Anyone else pretend to work all day while thinking about big boobs instead?