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While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald`s stops serving breakfast.
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
I`m just here until I can make day drinking a full time job
This bulk box of peanuts I got from Costco tastes like styrofoam.
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
can be sympathetic, empathetic, compassionate, welcoming, loyal, trust-worthy, forgiving, understanding, and giving. But not to today!
The first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it.
I`m fat, but I blame my dog for not exercising me enough.
Whenever I hear "let me tell you the truth", I secretly cross my fingers, hoping they say "brownies are healthy, eat as many as you want."
That one day of fame on Facebook because it`s your birthday.
Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those TacoBell hot sauce packets.
Nothing starts my day off quite like an inspirationsl status!...May your day go fast, your socks match and your underwear no ride up your a$$.
I wonder if Brazil has a wax museum?
I hate it when I meow at cats and they don`t meow back. Unbelievably rude