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You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
This Donut-Scented Car Air Freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
You`d think the nerds on The Big Bang could fix that stupid elevator.
So, when people say "LOLZ", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?
"Let the chips fall where they may." -My kids when they`re eating chips on the couch.
My favorite drinking game is drinking.
Being the fat guy at McDonald`s is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business.
The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught.
I can`t go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes
Things could be worse ... sex could be fattening
What would I give the woman who has everything? Well, my phone number for a start.
I wonder how the Never-ending story is doing.
Newton`s third law of emotion. For every male action there is a female overreaction.
Just another day of not being rich and famous.
I miss the old days when I could say I wasn`t around and you couldn`t check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying