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My internet was down for almost 4 mins, I’m ok but the 911 operator was a total b!tch about it!
Long story short, I love summaries.
I found $40 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy dart guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, dart guns and candy".
You know what’s huge in Japan? ..Sumo wrestlers. ;)
I really think that Caller ID needs to be more detailed. It should say things like "Wants help moving" or "Will whine about bad relationship."
It`s 2014 and somehow we still don`t have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are.
Before asking a hot chick out, I wish I could first talk to the dude who`s sick of her bullsh!t.
2011: Come at me bro! 1800`s: Advance towards me brethren!
There are days when everything goes perfectly. . I wonder what those are like?
I just googled "Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don`t Fear the Reaper?" and my first response was, "Go outside and do something."
When I was a teenager, a "selfie" meant something totally different than it does today.
A new day : the possibilities, endless. the funds, insufficient.
Facebook is like a fridge full of old food you know what is in your fridge but still you go and check if it changed.
Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It`s called Facebook.
Facebook Proves: That if Family had the Option... they`d Delete ya.