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I’m not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation.
"Oh Sh!t, Was That Today?" my autobiography
I know you people are crazy. I can spot my own kind a mile away.
is tring to fool people into thinking I have a social life by going offline from Facebook for a few hours.
If my job was to make health questionnaires, I`d slip in random stuff like "How fast can you run backwards?"
Crap, my Internet has been down for 4 days ...Probably because my neighbors moved 4 days ago.
I`ll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab!
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
I knew the fun part of my life was over when my friends started getting pregnant on purpose
So what if I`m single now ... I mean it can`t be that hard to boil toast, can it?
my phone battery lasts longer than relationships this days !
University; It`s like being unemployed, but your parents are proud of you.
You never know how dirty a song’s lyrics are…until you hear a child sing them.
My favorite thing around the holidays is being put into a group message with 200 people reply "Who`s This"
A movie ticket for a baby should cost at least $50.