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I need me a pretty girl with an ugly girl personality
i dont drink any more and yet again i dont any less either
The reason i connot lie is because i like big butts.
Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
Why isn`t Hungary`s capital city called "Very"
Did you know: Your life expectancy decreases every time you ... PISS ME OFF
Good news I passed my drug test today. But now my drug dealer has some explaining to do.
I went to the doctor for a check up and he says I`m going to live. But I think he`s wrong and it`s just a matter of time.
People would probably piss me off a lot less if I was allowed to drive a tank.
Exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. - Jehovah`s Fitness.
Why don`t the post office get the Jehovah`s Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday? Work smarter not harder people.
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
To a cop, doing donuts in a parking lot has a whole different meaning.
been there, done that, wrote the book and have the t-shirt to prove it. What more do you want!
If you`re crazy and you know it shake your meds...