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" a fool and his money ----- are never around when you need a loan......"
Roses are red Your thong is pink Cover that up You`re not as hot as you think.
I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
I mixed coffee with Red Bull today..I got half way to work when I realized I forgot my car!
Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away....):
I just don`t want to look back and think "I could`ve eaten that"
Salary is like a menstrual cycle, it comes once a month and is gone in five days...
My dad says that if I don`t stop typing so loudly, he`s gonna slam my face into the fidbdiUHy6hivIifHfGK
There`s a bald spot in my yard so I`m gonna let the grass grow around it really long and then do a comb over.
Facebook crushes are all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket.
It`s pretty neat how owning a pool gives me an excuse to own every chemical needed to make a body completely disappear.
Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts
I have some serious self-esteem issues. The last time I posted a selfie I first cropped myself out of it.
Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.
You know that button in the elevator with the fireman´s hat on it... turns out that is not the button you press to get a fireman´s hat.