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"There`s nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars" -Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too.
feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
You don`t have to like me, I`m not a Facebook status.
Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head.
You`ve really got to hand it to short people, because sometimes they often can`t reach it.
This pizza looks like a pie chart of 100% good news.
What`s worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
that awkward moment when a bug or fly lands on your computer screen in your first reaction is to scare it away with the cursor.
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
Our neighbor said he wouldn`t mind me stealing their newspaper if I would at least put a robe on first.
If cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then so can I, dammit!
I really don`t know what the big deal is about Black Friday. I black out every Friday....
for every like, I will fart on my wife face
I`m a little Stressed right now ... Just turn around and leave quietly and no one gets hurt.