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Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
I read "Do not believe everything you read." Now I`m not sure whether to believe this or not.
You look over-medicated. What`s your doctor`s name?
I don`t necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!
Gatorade always has athletes in their commercials sweating and working hard. They really should target their real consumer. A Fat guy on the couch nursing a hangover. Is it in you?
I think all priuses are gay transformers living here on earth
How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But add me on Facebook and I`ll stalk you (maybe)
Vegetarian is an old Native American word for bad hunter.
A child`s purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals.
By the time I’ve said “Nice to meet you” I’ve already forgotten your name.
Let’s just call a vacation what it is: the opportunity to live like an alcoholic for a little while.
I’ve thought about running away as an adult way more than I did as a child.
In order to avoid hating myself in the morning, I sleep till noon.
Several years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.