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Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
What is it about a car that makes people think we can’t see them pick their nose?
Yes it may sound childish but if it glows in the dark I still get freaking exited.
It would be cool if you heard a thunder bug a few seconds after you saw a lightning bug.
As a child, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.
Fun: text a friend "Are you alone right now?" They go "Yes." Then u text back LOL
They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
I`m always amazed that when tragedy strikes how quickly people on Facebook become experts on the subject no matter what it is.
Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you can just plow thru Uranus because it`s all gas. I cannot respond maturely.
Are you really sorry or are you just Charlie Sheen sorry?
In my defense Your Honor, I thought she had been stung by a jellyfish.
The phrase "the truth shall set you free" does not apply to murder.
Hey, people who don`t drive *exactly* like I do. Get off the road!
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.