Daily Silly Status

Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite.

I used to be able to stay out much later than this. I find I just can’t these days. My phone battery just doesn’t have the stamina any more.

If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?

How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to

Remember kids, the Toys R Us bankruptcy and liquidation teaches us that poor spelling and grammar will always catch up with you eventually.

I need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash.

I`m so broke that I can`t even pay attention!

OK. If you`re so smart, what`s the answer to this question?

Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones

I would not mind living next to a serial killer. They never kill the neighbor. He`s the one that`s always on the news later saying "He was a quite guy, never really talked to anyone." Wait a minute ... I don`t talk to my neighbors!

Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts

Admit it, we all have that special someone we`d visit if given a tank to drive for a day

Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked ... So did all the other people at the post office.

Honestly, I have no idea what I would even do with 5 hours of energy.

I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches.