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A lot of people are very competitive when playing stupid.
I posted one little joke claiming to have won the lottery and Facebook finds me 1,347 new possible relatives.
It`s weird how after they couldn`t put Humpty Dumpty back together the King`s men were like "Let`s give the horses a shot at it"
Warning!! Today I will be coloring OUTSIDE the lines..
There`s a reason why natural disasters have female names.
That moment when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and discover there`s no milk. So you just sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people?
I have a kid in Africa I inoculate, feed, clothe and send to school for only $1 day. It cost a lot to send him over there though.
I`m an accident looking for a place to happen!
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
I knew we would be the best of friends when you said drinks are on you
Typical: you have nothing to wear for a party and suddenly the rabbits, the birds and the mice begin to sew you a dress
I just found my Christmas Spirit.... It`s been in aisle 6 at this liquor store the whole time!
Honey, You really don`t need to drive me crazy, I am close enough to walk.
When my dog sniffs another dog’s poop I can only assume that it’s their equivalent to checking a friend’s facebook page.
at my age, the best part of waking up is the fact that I did wake up