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I used to be a class act......or clown,as my 7th grade teacher would tell my parents!!
Tomorrow the world shall be ours! Until then, good night my evil minions!!
Slut: desirable woman who has sex with someone other than yourself.
The recipe I am making says to chill for 30 minutes so I`m sitting back and having a margarita!
My brother didnt take kindly to jail. He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That`s the last time we`re playing Monopoly.
I`m "got my sexual education from a 2 Live Crew cassette tape" years old.
Sometimes late at night.. I dig a hole in the back yard by lantern light.. Sure keeps my nosy neighbors on their toes.. :|
Smile. Your enemies hate it.
My fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that I lied about on my drivers license.
“The darndest things.” -kids
According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid...
Picking your nose doesn`t make you a bad person. .... but what you do with the booger will define you.
One dog was admiring another dog`s leash, and said, "I admire your restraint."
if your dirty, your dirty... you cant fix it
There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes……how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?