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Still haven`t taken down the Christmas tree. Screw it. We now have a Super Bowl tree.
What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin? (asking for a friend)
I yawn all day at work & school. But when it comes to at night, I’m not tired at all.
We had a power outage last week and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately, so I had to talk to my family for a few hours. They seem like nice people.
Chuck Norris doesn`t flush the toilet...he just scare the sh!t out of it.
When people say "You look so familiar" responding with "Were we in prison together?" is almost always a conversation killer.
You don’t realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby or a dog...
havung sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels....no mattet what floor your on
Ebay is really getting worse and worse to use. Yesterday I searched for a cigarette lighter. I got 3,974, 601 matches...
My mother always used to think that my friends were bad influences. ..I wonder if she`s figured out yet that I was the one coming up with all the ideas? ;)
My motto is "Never say never." Which makes it difficult to tell people my motto...
9/10 students agree that someone got lost on the field trip
CPR is the human version of blowing in to a video game cartridge hoping it`ll work again.
To hell with the "dislike" button! i think we need a "who cares" button, a "WTF" button and a "STFU!" button. just saying.... Oh and a "lol" button because i just get tired of writing it! lol!
You know when dogs sticks their heads out of a moving car window, bite at the air and it looks like fun? I tried it. It is.