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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
The average person farts 14 times a day. Finally, I`m above average at something!!
Sorry I referred to your baby shower as a gift extortion party.
I would call my fashion style: “clothes that still fit.”
I don`t remember anything that happened, but I may have had a drink or two...
I told my family that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle…So, they got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine.
If you think your wife has a sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose pedals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes
my mom and I have so much in common..she doesn`t listen and niether do I :p
Here’s a little bit of advice for you.. advi
My mother always used to think that my friends were bad influences. ..I wonder if she`s figured out yet that I was the one coming up with all the ideas? ;)
Just once, I`d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur.
Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
Walmart...because going to Target requires identity theft protection and a shower.
I went somewhere earlier and saw a frog parked illegally and the poor thing got toad!!
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!