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What a terrible day. I`m going to drive through puddles & splash pedestrians to make myself feel better,
It is days like today that I am glad that we all don`t live in a Yellow Submarine. Well at least not in the same one.
A wise man, will often say nothing
I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it because it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race.
i hate not being able to correct the typo i just made in my previous statues update......DAMN IT! I JUST DID IT AGAIN!
If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it.
No one ever said life was easy, but several people did say that you were.
Your so vain...you probably think this post is about you
This salad tastes like I`m about done with my New Year`s Resolution.
Seems like we would be just fine with about half as many types of pasta
Government shutdown day 8: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever.
Do good masochists go to heaven, or hell?
Nothing stops a yawn faster than a dog trying to lick inside your mouth.
Isn`t it weird when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
For an "adult" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books