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Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
According to Facebook, some people I don`t remember are grilling this weekend.
Sorry but if these walls could talk I`m pretty sure they`d talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you`re blowing out of proportion.
How do they even grow boneless chicken`s?
Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
Of course I`m using OJ as a mixer, it`s flu season.
just realised SATURDAY has the word TURD in it
I don’t care how loud I’m laughing, I’m having fun and you’re not.
Anyone know how to get a red wine stain off a baby? asking for a friend
I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services..... .Give me a Loan & then Leave me aLone. :)
After a night of heavy drinkin’ there’s one thing I can’t stand… and that’s up.
Setting the alarm clock proves I`m capable of making the same mistake every day.
Every time I see an obese cop, a small part of me hopes he has to chase me.
I always hit the "no receipt" button at the ATM because I don`t need that negativity in my life.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive. Then a voice in my head says, " hahaa, good one!" Then we laugh and laugh and take a nap.