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So apparently the numbers on the toaster are minutes? I`ve thought for years it was degree of toasty-ness.
The Bible is pretty accurate...Especially when thrown at close range.
Life is too short to be angry and hold grudges. Just slap them in the face and move on!
I drink to make other people interesting.
Don`t tell me I have to say "Happy Holidays" so nobody gets offended. I will "Merry Christmas" the sh!t out of you.
You have a point. It`s just not very sharp
"I`m only having one" ...said by many, practiced by none.
life is too short to think twice and act wise....
I didn`t give you the finger...you earned it.
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.
That sounds fried. I`ll take it.
How much Hershey`s Chocolate Syrup can I add before it`s really not a SlimFast shake anymore?
Understanding women number 476,395: Women like to talk about their feelings.
Men think us women dream of finding the perfect man when really, all we want is to eat anything without getting fat.
Attention...my facebook page has been hacked. But everyone seems to like the new guy better, me too actually...so f**k it!