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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone`s mouth while they`re talking?
sometimes i look at people and think really, thats the sperm that won.
I think I really have an amazing butt. Every time I talk to someone and start walking off they say "what an ass.."
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn`t for any religious reasons. They couldn`t find three wise men and a virgin.
Having a toddler is like harboring a bipolar, schizophrenic, incontinent, adorable, tiny dictator.
This status is mine....I licked it.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it.
I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal.
Jodi Arias dating O J Simpson now that would be a hell of a relationship
There should be a law requiring you to explain what gluten is before you’re allowed to complain about it.
There`s a big difference between a mechanic and a surgeon when they work on a tranny.
If you put a "Student Driver" sign on top of your car, Nobody will ever suspect you of drunk driving.
I stopped watching the History Channel because it`s so outdated.