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There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else`s house.
Sometimes I wish I was full of pizza instead of emotions.
liked homework better when it was called coloring.
The awkward moment when you look both ways down a one way street.
I enjoy planting sex toys at yard sales in nice neighborhoods, then sit back to watch the magic unfold.
I think I could be a farmer. Except for the dirt, waking up early, wearing overalls and planting crops. But I wouldn’t mind driving a tractor around.
"That was supposed to be a compliment." -Men
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn`t really think your choice was excellent.
Your giving me the silent treatment??? FKN FINALLY!!
It`s always quiet on here at the weekends, it`s like you people have lives or something...
Life is tough. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it like the rest of us.
Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
I don´t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
You know you drank too much last night when you have to use google maps to locate yourself the next morning.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered is god playing angry birds hmm