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The Hobbit 2: we`ve still got a long way to walk
"You`re as crazy as your mother" is the last thing I remember saying before waking up in intensive care
It`s not a walk of shame if you leave on a pogo stick.
I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white.
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone`s ok with that.
Deja poo. The feeling that you`ve heard this sh!t before.
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
No matter what happens this month, at least you’re not a turkey.
Of all the lies I`ve told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
Girls with tattoos on your tits, Why? We`re already looking at them.
Spontaneity is great ... as long as I have a plan.
If you want to pick up girls ....Keep your back straight and lift with your knees.
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
My butt decided to go big instead of go home.
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.