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Anyone know when Facebook is sending us our W-2`s?
After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking the importance this whole freedom of speech thing.
Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me.
Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life.
If anybody asks, I was on Facebook all night tonight, okay? Thanks for having my back, everyone.
Pretend it`s a beer pretend it`s a beer pretend it`s a beer pretend it`s a beer pretend it`s a beer.....me trying not to drop a child
Just so I`m sure to make friends, I like to walk in the bar carrying a handful of phone chargers.
Don`t hide your feelings. Hide the evidence.
Note to self: Stop leaving notes to yourself, you never read them anyway...
May all of us be as good looking/ beautiful as we look on our FB profile pic..
It’s not drinking alone if the dogs are home, right?
As you get older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can`t be bought.
I was the only one that cared when Jimmy cracked corn.
I`d explain it to you again but I`m fresh out of crayons and puppets
You can`t run from your problems. unless your fat.