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Sometimes when i`m following a recipe and it says to bake at 350 degrees, I will turn it up to 355 just to be a rebel.
I love nostalgia. Not sure what it means, but it reminds me of magical words from my childhood.
I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying "gracias" at Mexican restaurants.
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn´t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be.
I`m pretty sure if someone broke into my house, my dog would just show them how much he likes to lick his balls
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don`t call it Liam then what is even the point of you
At the start of every relationship many girls treat their boys as a GOD but later the alphabets are reversed
Abaaabbbbaaabbbaabbbaabb..... Long time no ` C ` ; P
According to Debrah in HR, "Back up off my balls" is not the proper way to tell someone to wait for assistance.
I need to learn the rules to make sure I don`t accidently follow them
Pringles should make their containers like a Push Up Pop.
Had a bad mixup at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card.
I hate when reality happens outside of my head.
Our kids biggest challenge will be to find a username that`s not already taken.
1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes.