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I was laying down, looking up at the stars while I was writing this post. Then it dawned on me; `Where the heck is the ceiling?`
Muffins – for people who don’t have the guts to order cake for breakfast.
One man`s trash is another man`s profile picture.
Sometimes I wish I was full of pizza instead of emotions.
I recently took up meditation. It beats sitting around doing nothing.
Why do sandwiches taste so much better when they are cut diagonally?
After how long is it ok to tell your friends that they are imaginary?
All`s not lost my Friends. It won`t be long til people realize Selfie Sticks also make wonderful lightning rods......
Apparently dyslexia is not a good excuse for driving 53 in a 35.
I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against Brazil.
hilarious
There`s nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you`re home alone at 1 am...and you don`t have children...
Somewhere, right now.. One of my Facebook friends is already drunk!
I`ve never heard an alarm going off on a car worth stealing.
I will literally spend $20 on food but won’t buy a $20 shirt.